Not only is it a great day because we picked up Katie from the airport to stay with us for a week, but ALSO because we had a little run in with an amazingly attractive boy that happens to live next door to us.
Laurel, Laura and I were getting in Evie to go to the airport when a cute yellow lab runs up to the van. Laura quickly noticed his owner following behind him. Now here is a visual...tall, blonde, tan, perfectly dressed, and confident. Recipe for Laura's perfect man.
Now being the girls that we are, we acted quickly. Instead of going out of our driveway, we went through the back to get yet another look. And of course, there was some serious staring. We waved with our cute southern charm and prayed that there would be another run in soon. Laura has already come up with many plans to make this run in happen. One being that we bake cookies and introduce ourselves as the new girls in town, two being that we buy a dog whistle so that the dog will run over to us again and conviently strike up a conversation and three driving by his house every chance we can, hoping he will be outside. We are also open to any suggestions.
Unitl then,
amh
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You need to "break" something!!!!
ReplyDeleteGet laura to go over to his house... knock on the door in desperation... and then you've got him!
When he comes over have to cookies already cookin' so the smell fills the room..
Pull out your best southern belle voice.
ta-dah!
sorry... I am at work and this is sparking my creativity.
mmm laurnin this is a great idea... but heres what needs to happen. yes "break" something like a fan or the stove.. and have cookies in the oven...buttttt what if he turns out to be a creeper or worldly or something whatever will you do if he falls in love with all of you and you have no way out????
ReplyDeletethe answer is simple. laurel or anna (both of you are capable of this undercover job) go take a monster poop that will clog up the toilet. leave it. shut the door.
Hansome comes over fixes the stove and eats all of your cookies..turns out to be a jerk. so laura you say "hey we have one other thing we need you to fix sugar."
you lead him to what he thinks is going to be your bedroom...when ACTUALLY you direct him straight into the bathroom. Laurel and Morgan slam the door and lock it and scream "SUCKERRR!!" leave him in there for ummm a couple hours...while he is in there you call the police and telll them some man was in your bathroom when you got home from work and he is raging mad (make sure its real dramatic laura or anna you might want to make the call) When the police come NO ONE talk to them except Morgan. she can keep the "unfortunate" events in exact order of what happened. add in that he abuses his dog and you can hear him muttering all night that you are the rightful owners of the dog.
As he goes off to jail..be sweet...wave and smile. pray for him.
you just got rid of a creeper, straight with the police, and a new dog.
your welcome.